A couple slept in separate bedrooms, and the man was awakened one night by his wife's screams.
He rushed into her room and snapped on the light just in time to see a male figure disappearing through the window.
"That man attacked me twice!" wailed the woman.
"Then why didn't you yell sooner?" exclaimed her husband.
"Because I thought it was you," she sobbed, "until he began to start in on seconds."
부부가 서로 다른 침실을 쓰고 있었는데 어느날 밤 남편은 아내의 비명에 놀라 잠에서 깼다.
달려가서 불을 켜고 보니 어떤 사내가 막 창문으로 사라지고 있었다.
"두 번이나 당했어요"라며 아내는 울부짖었다.
"그럼 왜 진작 소리치지 않았어." 남편이 언성을 높였다.
아내가 흐느끼며 말하길, "난 당신인줄 알았잖아요…그런데 또 시작하더란 말이에요."
