[비즈니스 유머] 여성의 말 vs.남성의 말


What a woman says, what she really means:
▦We need =I want
▦Sure, go ahead=I don't want you to
▦Yes=No
▦No=No
▦Maybe=No
▦We need to talk=I need to complain
▦Do you love me?=I'm going to ask for something expensive
▦Do you like this recipe?=It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. What a man says, what he really means:
▦I'm hungry =I'm hungry
▦I'm tired= I'm tired
▦Do you want to go to a movie?=I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
▦Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
▦Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 여자 말의 진정한 의미는:
▦우리한테 필요한 거예요=내가 좋다니까요
▦그럼요, 어서 해요=하지 말라니까
▦좋아요=싫어요
▦싫어요=싫어요
▦그런 거 같네요=싫다니까요
▦얘기 좀 해요=나 화났어요
▦날 사랑해요?=비싼 게 필요해요
▦이 요리 어때요?=준비하기 쉬운 거니깐 익숙해지도록 해요. 남자 말의 실제 의미는:
▦배고파요=배고파요
▦피곤해요=피곤해요
▦영화 보러 갈래요?=언젠가 당신과 자고 싶어요
▦저녁식사 어때요?=언젠가 당신과 자고 싶어요
▦가끔 전화해도 돼요?=언젠가 당신과 자고 싶어요.

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