A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe." 금발 여인이 나무에 목을 매달아 자살하겠다고 결심했다. 며칠 후에 한 남자가 그곳을 지나다가 나무에 매달린 그녀를 발견하고 뭐하냐고 물었다. 그녀 왈, "자살하려고 해요." "그럼 당신 허리가 아니라 당신 목에 올가미를 둘러야지요." 그녀가 다시 하는 말, "그러려고 했죠. 근데 숨을 쉴 수가 없잖아요."