A woman was shopping at her local store where she selected: 1/2 gallon of milk, carton of eggs, quart of OJ. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamations since she was indeed single. She looked at her items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that? The drunk replied, “cause you’re ugly.” 한 여자가 가게에서 우유 반 갤럽, 계란 한 상자, 오렌지 주스 1 쿼트를 샀다. 그녀가 계산을 하기 위해 물건을 올려놓는데, 그녀 뒤에 서있던 술 취한 남자가 말했다. “당신은 독신이구먼” 그 여자는 실제로 독신이었기 때문에 그 남자 말에 크게 놀랐다. 그녀는 자신이 산 물건을 살펴봤지만, 딱히 독신 여성 티를 내는 물건은 없었다. 궁금해진 여자가 남자에게 물었다. “저기, 당신은 도대체 제가 독신일줄 어떻게 알았죠?” 그러자 그 술 취한 남자 왈, “못생겼잖아.”