"Honey," said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married." 남편이 아내에게 말했다 "여보, 친구를 저녁식사에 초대했어요" "뭐라고요? 미쳤어요? 집은 엉망이고, 쇼핑도 안했고 설거지도 안했는데, 거기다 음식 준비를 할 기분이 아니라고요" "다 알고 있어요" "그런데 왜 친구를 초대했어요?" "그 불쌍한 녀석이 결혼을 생각하고 있지 뭐예요"