Judge: Why did you steal?Thief: When you are hungry you will do anything.
Judge: But you stole shoes, didn't you?
Thief: Yes, I did. You can't steal with your bare feet!
판사: 왜 도둑질을 했지?
도둑: 배고프면 무슨 일인들 못하겠어요.
판사: 그런데 훔친 건 신발이잖아, 안 그래?
도둑: 그렇죠. 맨발로 도둑질할 순 없잖아요!