Surgeon: The bible says that Eve was made by carving a rib out of Adam. I guess that makes mine the oldest profession.
Engineer: In six days the earth was created out of chaos and that was an engineer`s job.
Politician: But who created the chaos?
외과의사: 이브는 아담의 늑골로 만들어졌으니, 의사가 가장 오래됐다고 할 수 있지.
기술자: 엿새만에 땅이 혼돈으로부터 창조되지 않았나. 그건 기술자의 업무였지.
정치인: 혼돈을 만든 사람은 누구였겠나?
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