"Herman, don't do that."
"What?"
"You leave your window shades up at night. When I passed your house, I saw you kissing your wife."
"Ha! The jokes on you. I wasn't home last night."
"허먼, 그러지 말게."
"뭘 말인가?"
"자네 밤새 블라인드를 올려놓은 채로 뒀더군. 자네 집을 지나가다 자네 부인과 키스하는 걸 봤네."
"하! 농담이겠지. 난 어젯밤에 집에 없었는데."