Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
선생님: 학교에 왜 늦었니?
학생: 100달러짜리 지폐를 잊어버린 사람이 있어서요.
선생님: 잘했네. 그 사람이 돈을 찾는 것을 도와줬니?
학생: 아니오. 지폐를 밟고 서서 있었는데요.