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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died.” “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms, too, and died.” “Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband.” “He died of a broken neck.” “A broken neck?” “He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.” 한 여자가 친구들에게 4번째 결혼식을 올릴 것이라고 공표했다. “좋겠다. 그런데 첫번째 남편한테 무슨 일이 일어났는지 물어봐도 될까?” “독버섯을 먹고 죽었어.” “비참하구나! 그럼 두 번째 남편은 무슨 일이 있었는데? “그도 역시 독버섯을 먹고 죽었어.” “맙소사! 세 번째 남편에 대해 물어보기가 겁나는데.” “목이 부러져 죽었어.” “목이 부러졌다고?” “독버섯을 먹지 않으려고 했거든.”
