Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
선생님: "왜 지각했니?"
학생: "어떤 사람이 100달러짜리 지폐를 잊어버려서요."
선생님: "착한 일을 했구나. 그 사람이 돈 찾는 걸 도와줬니?"
학생: "아니요. 그 돈을 계속 밟고 있었어요."