A Woman was happily showing off the new diamond ring. Friend: It was nice of your husband to buy you that ring. Woman: He had to. I caught him kissing the maid. Friend: “How dreadful! Did you fire her? Woman: (Smiling) “No, I still need a new pairs of shoes.” 어떤 여자가 새로 산 다이아몬드 반지를 자랑했다. 친구: “다이아몬드 반지를 사주다니 참 좋은 남편이네.” 여자: “안 사줄 수가 없지. 식모하고 키스하다가 들켰거든” 친구: “저런 끔찍해라, 식모는 내쫓았니?” 여자: (웃으면서) “아니, 아직 구두 한 켤레가 필요하거든.”