This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me.
When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
한 여자가 의사를 찾아갔다. 그녀는 매우 걱정스럽고 흥분돼 보였다. 그녀가 빠르게 말했다. "선생님, 저 좀 봐주세요. 아침에 일어나서 거울을 봤더니 머리는 빳빳하게 곤두서 있고 피부는 주름지고 창백한 거에요. 눈은 충혈되고 얼굴 빛은 시체처럼 보이지 뭐에요. 도대체 저한테 무슨 일이 있는 거죠?
의사를 잠시 동안 그녀를 살펴 본 뒤 조용하게 말했다. "글쎄요. 눈이 잘못된 게 아닌가 싶은데요."
