Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Well, there was a man who had lost a dollar bill.
Teacher: And you were helping him to look for it.
Student: No, I was standing on it.
선생님: 왜 지각했니?
학생: 어떤 사람이 1달러짜리 지폐를 잃어버렸어요.
선생님: 그래서 너는 그걸 찾는 일을 도와줬구나.
학생: 아뇨. 제가 그 돈을 밟고 서 있었거든요.