The moron came home from his first day on the job. His wife noticed he was looking a little peaked, and asked. "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really, I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," she said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?" "I couldn't," he replied, "there was no one there."
직장에 첫 출근했던 멍청이가 집으로 돌아왔다. 그가 약간 수척해보이자 아내가 물었다. "여보, 당신 괜찮아요?" "조금 안 좋아. 기차에서 반대방향으로 앉아서 왔더니 멀미가 나." "어쩌다." 아내가 말했다. "맞은편에 앉은 사람한테 잠깐 자리를 바꿔달라고 부탁하지 그랬어요?" "그럴 수가 없었어." 멍청이가 대답했다. "그 자리에는 아무도 없었거든."
