“Jane, if I died, would you marry again?” “Yes.” “And would you let him live in this house?” “Sure.” “Would he drive my BMW?” “Nope.” “Really? Why not?” “Because he cannot drive a stick-shift.”
“제인, 만약 내가 죽으면 재혼 할거야?” “네.” “그 남자를 이 집에서 살게 할거야?” “물론이죠.” “내 BMW 차도 타게 할거야?” “아뇨.” “정말? 왜지?” “그 사람은 스틱 기어 달린 차를 운전할 줄 몰라요.”
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